Illegal in 48 states. Frowned upon in the other two.
-"What do you mean? They just won the Super Bowl."
-"He's dying of stomach cancer."
Hank Aaron's Pun School"I'd risk my ass to challenge Barry Bonds' home run record, but I don't have an asterisk."
Automobile Owners Be WarnedUsed cars sell for much less than new cars. Especially when they were used for vehicular manslaughter.
Weekly Sudoku TipBottom right region, middle box. It's a seven. You should be able to take things from here.
Great Email AddressWeekend@bernies.com
Coca-Cola or Cocaine?-"Available at most corner stores."
-"Perfect for parties."
-"Makes your dick small but it's worth it."