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Attention all Players!

by Vendetta on


So gentlemen of the jury, I need you to be on heightened alert around this time. Any seemingly unusual behavior from any female of prior contact should put you into hunt mode. So for example if chick X who you haven’t heard from in a while suddenly calls and is all like “O my God, I haven’t heard from you in awhile” anywhere say from Feb 5th till March 14th (hey men, some of these shorties are pretty dormant) just enter James Bond mode and get all Rico suave on em.¼br>
Just don’t get caught up in the marketing bonanza. I know some of you will cave in to all that romantic crap on the radio, run out and buy some Ferrero Roche or Godiva and be dialing all these shorties from yesteryear’s past like John Cusack in High Fidelity. I urge you my friends, stay strong and you shall be rewarded with obscene amounts of !@#$^.

Your Boy

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