Would You Make A Good Homeless Person?

You scored:

0 – 7 points: Do you really think you could survive the freewheelin’ life of a hobo, princess? Well I’ve got news for you, you can’t. Life on the streets would eat you alive. If you don’t want to work then find yourself a sugar daddy, because your body physically can’t handle the freedom, or the whiskey, that comes with being a hobo.

8 – 14 points: You’re what the hobos call a sweetback. You can live on the streets but you’ll run to mommy and daddy for help at the first sign of frost. You’re the kind of hobo who will smash a store window to get thrown in jail for a free meal. You just don’t have the survival instinct it takes to be a real hobo.

15 – 21 points: Tally ho! You sir are ready for the footloose, beard-to-the-floor life of a hobo. Throw all your belongings in a bindle and start riding the rails. Your new home is America, the whole thing. You’re part of a special breed that sees a winning lotto ticket and thinks about how many bottles of cheap vodka it can buy. Always remember, people will give you more money if you have a dog, and the sidewalk is an excellent source of cigerettes.