The Weekly WYR: February 7th

It’s my favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR. See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

• Pay the evil genius $100,000,000, or else? From adam
• Type in L33t for the rest of your life, or TyPe LiKe ThIs FoR tHe ReSt oF yOuR lIfE? From Ray
• Smash an iPhone, or a Mac Book Air? From Mike
• Go with John Locke, or stay with Jack? From andrew
• Have “sorry you lost the SuperBowl sex” with Gisele, or win the SuperBowl but have to be Eli Manning? From Noah
• Go against Wolf on Rings, or Titan on Joust? From Marc
• Have Scooby Doo’s gang solve your murder, or Gil Grissom and his CSI team? From Boobie
• Have your girlfriend turn out to be a distant relative, or watch the first season of “Joey” on DVD? From Thomas
• HAVE CAPS LOCK STUCK FOREVER, or havenospacebar? From Levi
• Be the best in your school at golf, or be the best in your school at beer pong? From Allen
• Eat a Hot Pocket that is cold in the middle, or burn your tounge on the first bite? From Jim

Finally, this week’s winner of the Not a WYR, just senseless gloating Award is mikey, who sent in this.

• I f*ckin told you Brady sucks just get some pressure on him, he FOLDS! or GO ELI!! From mikey

Congrats Mikey, you’re a horrible sport.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.