Questions and Answers

Answers:
1. “This is the biggest cavity I’ve seen in years”
2. “Do you know what cauterize means?”
3. “I am going to give you 3 more shots of anesthetic for the cauterization”




Question:
What are three things you do not want to hear at the dentist’s office, and are coincidentally what I heard during my visit this morning?



Also…
I had to run errands after the appointment, and half my face was numb, so people thought I had a speech impediment.

Later…
Dad/Brother: The dentist called this afternoon to see if you were still alive.
Me: Ha. ha.
Dad: No, I’m serious. He called, I was there.
Brother: He said that was the largest cavity he’s seen in his entire life.
Dad: He wanted to make sure you were doing ok.