- Find desk at which you wish to work.
- Take out a blank sheet of computer paper.
- Make prophecy.
- Attempt to write prophecy on papaer before realizing that there is no pen in your hand.
- Do not grab a writing utensil, instead fake humility by criticizing your writing skills.
- If you wish, you may wail about the failure of communication.
- Now, grab a pen, preferably one with a sharp point.
- Poke yourself in the eye.
- Actually, this is advanced english, so go ahead and make it both eyes.
- It’s time for a break. Stand up.
- Walk around the room.
- You may crash into a few things, seeing as you just put out your eyes.
- Time to get back to work. Grab the book the essay is supposed to be on.
- Beat yourself on the head with it.
- Keep on going until you get inspiration. or pass out.
- Pass out.
- Wake up and look at the clock. Say “oh shit out loud.
- Bang book on head some more.
I’ll finish this later.
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