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INVITE: New Society

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Where: Henderson’s Field, Montana
Start: 9:00 a.m.
End: ????

Hey Gang! It’s that time of the year again. The time of the year where we try to throw off the oppressive trappings of “modern society” and start all over again. I know we ran into some issues when we tried to form a new society last year, but hey, what are mistakes but lessons to learn from? Plus, I am sure if Scott were still alive, he would want us all to try again. The world is still in its decadent spiral to destruction and we have the chance to set things straight. RSVP as soon as you can so we can figure out the mating schedule in advance to avoid as many problems this year as possible. Also remember to mark down if you are bringing livestock, a bag of grain (Doritos don’t count as grain, Mark!), a wood working tool, or napkins. I will again be bringing fire. See you all there!

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