Earth is in imminent danger. Just answer the questions below to see if you’ll be the one to save us, of it’ll be someone stronger and better looking!
You scored:
0 – 7 points: There is nothing extraordinary in your destiny. You’re just a normal dude and a little bit of a wuss. The only real shot you have at greatness is being a hero’s annoying sidekick. Do that and you’ll have a chance to make the assist in his human-race saving slam dunk. If that sounds like too much work then just don’t get involved. Someone else will save the world.
8 – 14 points: You’re the everyman hero. Firemen and Harry from True Lies are in this category. Terrorists will kidnap your family and also threaten to cause a nuclear holocaust. It may not be that exactly, but definitely something similar. You’ll stop the terrorists because they won’t give you any other choice. Then you’ll lovingly embrace your wife and 5-year-old daughter as blood and sweat drip from your brow.
15 – 21 points: You may not know it yet, but the future holds great power and great responsibility for you. You have a gift. You may have the force, you may be able to shoot webs from your hands, who knows? The point is that you’re going to use that gift to save the world over and over again. You’ll be saving the world once a week, sometimes even two days in a row or, if there’s a breach at the asylum, several times in one day. That’s the life of a superhero, and it makes it really hard to hold down a normal job.



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