It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.
Would You Rather
- Be a pretty good NBA player, or be the greatest bowler to ever live? From Jeff
- Spend your time online reading this column, or paying attention to the INDEPENDENCE OF KOSOVO and the RESIGNATION OF CASTRO!? From Sergio
- Make every beer pong shot, or every basketball shot? From Thomas
- Bang your girlfriends's best friend, or bang your best friend's girlfriend? From jin
- Live forever, or live normally but with any superpower you choose? From Andy
- Have an insanely bad lisp, or an insanely bad stutter? From Dom
- Have Barry Bonds be the all time home run leader, or A Rod be the all time home run leader? From Andrew
Finally, this week's winner of the Nerd Boner Award is Lisa, who sent in this.
- Bone Princess Leia or Queen Amidala? From Lisa
Congrats Lisa, you are the ultimate woman.
If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.
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