First of all, let me get out of the way that I have no problem with the gay community.  I'm a theatre major, so some of the best people I know are gay.  Marry, date, make out with each other in front of me for all I care, but it is your behavior with straight women with that needs to be addressed. 

First of all, stop dancing with women at social functions.  Us breeders have a hard enough time getting up the balls to rub our crotches against some hot girl's ass as it is (and it almost always requires grain alcohol of some kind) without you guys hogging all the action because you can dance better and not worry about an erection.  And a note on said erections, we don't want to get erections, if we could avoid them we would, because they're of no use in situations such as dancing (hell they can even hurt), but they can't be avoided and that's not our fault so we shouldn't be punished for it (I was dancing with a female recently and to avoid the embarrassment that was my boner I was literally thinking to myself "dead kittens, dead kittens, dead kittens."  FYI: it didn't work). 

Secondly, stop letting them sit your laps.  I'm okay with general touchy feeliness that's not big deal, but honestly, what good could a women sitting on your lap possibly do you?  They do this for the same reason they dance with you " rubbing against a hot guy with no erections to worry about.  Again, that's us being punished for the behavior of an organ that really, has a mind of its own. 

Finally, a phenomenon I had only discovered recently, no making out with straight women!  I know you're both drunk when you do it, but honestly this serves neither of you.  She's pretending you're straight, you're pretending she's a guy, and nobody wins in that situation.  I write this not to condemn, but to plead.  Please, throw the ladies our way when they start rubbing up against you at parties, because you're only making it that much harder for the species to endure.      

P.S. On dancing: I love how being white is now officially an excuse for not being able to dance.  Now we basically can go out there and do whatever our unrythmic white asses will physically allow and no one will say anything except "Well, what do you expect he's white)