Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 02/25

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Boston UniversitySubmitted by Vinny

  Professor changes to slide that shows the quote: “Talk is cheap. Supply exceeds Demand.” [Anonymous]
  
  Champion of the Front Row: Who is Anonymous?

• B) Ithaca CollegeSubmitted by Alex

  While talking about the possibility of the Buffalo Bills moving to Toronto.
  
  Genius: If the Bills moved to Toronto would the still be called the Buffalo Bills?
  
  Teacher: Um….no

• C) Texas Christian UniversitySubmitted by Jordan

  Professor: So because of the Dead Sea Scrolls, we know that the Bible has been essentially unchanged for thousands of years.
  
  The Brilliance: So, what exactly do Dead Sea Squirrels have to do with the bible?

• D) Portland State UniversitySubmitted by Jason

  When the professor was referring to the crosswalks that beep so blind people know to walk…
  
  Einstein Jr.: How does it know when the person is blind?

• E) Arizona State UniversitySubmitted by Greg

  20 minutes into a test where a scantron was passed out with the tests
  
  Valedictorian: Does anyone have an extra scantron?
  
  Confounded Professor: You need another?
  
  Valedictorian: I didn’t know we were supposed to bring one.
  
  Professor: They were passed out with the test.