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Bad Hooker or Bad Movie?

by Jesse Sachs on

  • You feel intense shame for partaking
  • The female parts are unmotivated
  • It lasts about an hour too long
  • They oftentimes do surprisingly good business around the holidays
  • Afterwards, you really want your ten dollars back
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