You’re just too old for that now…
1. Having a nickname like “boo boo” or “wittle muffin”
2. Drinking milk from your mother’s breast in public
3. Drinking milk from your mother’s breast in private
4. Peeing / pooping / throwing up on yourself
5. Wearing a diaper
6. Drooling
7. Crawling
8. Sleeping for 18 hours a day*
And finally
9. Taking your clothes of and running around naked*
*debatable
Leave your “unacceptables” in the comments



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