Me to Her:

Hi there Hot Asian Girl who only dates Asian Guys. How you doing today? That's great, because you look fantastic, too. Oh, you say you just threw your whole ensemble together? Well it looks great. I usually don't like uggs, but on you they look so cute. And the scarf and sweatshirt combination? Fantastic. Your fashion sense is only matched by your beauty and your personality.

I guess what I'm trying to say is I want to bone you. Hard. And I mean really hard. Seriously, I would do anything that you would want me to do to you. Anything. Like, I'd probably even fuck your toes. If that's what you're into, then baby I'm game for a foot job.

And here comes the problem.  Cause I've seen you around campus and I see the guys you date.  And they're all Asian.  Asian guys that are about 5 foot nothin with gelled up hair and