2. This may or may not be a bad thing.
3. If you don’t have an ethnically diverse squadron of mercenaries with you, don’t expect to get anything done.
4. American audiences are no longer offended by genocidal sociopaths, and therefore cannot truly hate someone until it is revealed to that they are also a pedophile.
5. The people of South Asia are all either child-killing soldiers or pirate rapists.
6. If you don’t like guns, you’re a huge pussy.
7. When you’re pushed, killing’s as easy as breathing.
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