"Things i've learned in Elementary Statistics" by greg roberts

If you have a sports coat, do wear it with jeans it's both classy and sophisticated
woodland camo is in
prof. can wear pants up to nipples and still not be that intelligent
girl who possibly is a guy sounds like a mouse stuck in the garbage disposal
the probability of me hanging my self one day in class is 34%
the probabilty of me bursting into flames……45%

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