The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) PrincetonSubmitted by Vance

  On the first day of class…
  
  Scholar: You include "2:30-3:20, Mondays and Wednesdays" on the top of the syllabus. Are those your office hours?
  
  Professor: Those are the class times. That's now. We're in class.

• B) Miami UniversitySubmitted by Josh

  Professor: And marketers took the NASA invention "Tang" and made it a popular drink
  
  Stephen Hawking: Who even likes Tang? Seriously, Orange flavored Milk?
  
  Professor: I believe it's supposed to be mixed with water.
  
  Stephen Hawking: Oh, I guess that really clears it up then.

• C) LSUSubmitted by Zack

  Professor: People with strong left brains tend to be more creative and less analytic.
  
  Genius: Wait, my left or yours?

• D) Missouri Western State UniversitySubmitted by Derek

  Professor: So after reading the book who do you think the heroine was in the story?
  
  The Brilliance: I read the book and I don't remeber anything about the characters doing heroin.

• E) University of San DiegoSubmitted by Scott

  While discussing a character named "the Swede"…
  
  Lady Einstein: Do you think there's some signficance that he's from Switzerland, and it's like a neutral country?