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What 'Soul Plane' Taught Me

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1. If an airline equipped a 747 with spinners, airports would be segregated.

2. All other black people drink nothing but Krystaal and Hypnotiq on Ice.

3. If you end up running an airline, always drug test your pilots. Especially if their name is Snoop Dogg.

4. Central Park can be used as an emergency landing area for a 747.

5. All people in Texas either look like Hoss Cartwright (from Bonanza) or Laura Ingalls (from Little House On The Prairie).

6. There don’t need to be any snakes to make a bad movie about air travel.

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My freshman year of college, my ginger roommate bought some alcohol before he went home one weekend. When he left, my friends on my floor and I emptied his clear raspberry vodka into another bottle and replaced it with salt water (so that it wouldn't freeze) and put it back in the freezer. A week or two later, he and his friends were sitting around our room, drinking salt... Read More » water, and acting drunk. He even noted that he could "really taste the raspberry." The look on their faces when we told them that it was salt-water was priceless...and I'm sure the placebo effect immediately wore off!