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No Trans Fat
Made with real fruit flavors
No sugar added
Made with Splenda
A good source of calcium
Part of a complete breakfast
Certified organic
Low carb
Low fat
Low sodium
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"Thank you so much for offering a second helping but I'm saving myself for dessert. A few more bites and I'd be much too bloated to have sex with the chocolate cake."

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