Whenever I get money out of the ATM machine in college, it gives an unnecessarily loud and long beeping sound. I finally figured out why…to help criminals. Or just desperate college kids. The translation goes:
BEEEE – OPTIMUM TIME TO ROB THIS GUY! HIS CARD AND CASH ARE OUT IN THE OPEN! HURRY YOU KNOW HES WEAK! DO IT NOW!! – EEEEP
The ATM Machine Translated
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