World traveling adoption superstar, Angelina Jolie, made quite theblunder last week when she adopted, unknowingly, an American child.
“It was an honest mistake,” said Angelina, “his dark compexion made me think he was from the Sudan, but it turns out his parents were both born and raised right here in LA.”
Luckily for Jolie, she still had the receipt and was able to exchange the child for an African baby later in the week.“It’s like having an authentic Louis Vutton bag”, explained Jolie.“Sure everyone has kids, but mine are original Africans, not cheap knockoffs.”
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