Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 03/03

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) TulaneSubmitted by Sam

  Professor: Side note, there will be an eclipse tonight at approximately 8:30pm if any of you want to see it.
  
  Lady Einstein: Is it a solar eclipse?
  
  Professor: It’s at night…

• B) University of FloridaSubmitted by Katie

  Before the second test of the semester…
  
  The Brilliance: What’s a denominator?

• C) University of OklahomaSubmitted by Mack

  Professor is asking us our opinion about the legality of evolution being taught in high schools…
  
  Bible Belter: Shouldn’t it be illegal because most of us believe we didn’t come from rocks?

• D) East Carolina UniversitySubmitted by Chris

  Professor: So does anyone know anything about the Guatemalan Civil War?
  
  Valedictorian: Um…yeah. Wasn’t that the one with Mexico?
  
  Professor: Um…No. A civil war would be one inside of a country…by definition…

• E) College of Southern NevadaSubmitted by Troy

  While discussing the effect on farming during the great depression…
  
  The Brain: Why do people need still farm if they could just go to the store?