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They Should Launch a TheirSpace.com for Old People

by Jeff Rubin on

Do your parents not understand technology? None of them do, they’re all morons! People that dumb shouldn’t be allowed to breed. It’s tragic, really.

If you’ve got an example of your Parents Just Don’t Understanding, embarrass them and send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com.

  • My mom finally got a cell phone with a camera. She asked me if she had to buy special film.
    -Mike from Kean

  • A friend of mine found a cell phone. She called the owner of the phone’s parents to see if they could get the phone back to their daughter. Five minutes after she got off the phone, a text message came through from the girls dad saying “Lizzy, some girl found your phone…call her at --**** to get your phone back”
    -Kyle from LSU

  • I work in tech support, and an old lady called asking for help with her computer. It just wouldn’t turn on. Eventually we figured out that she had a lot of cats and had saran wrapped her tower so no cat hair would get in. The motherboard melted.
    -Dave L.

  • When using AIM my parents use correct grammar and punctuation.
    -Bank from UW-Oshkosh

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I work as an it-wizzard (according to the it-illeterate) at a big company. Some day I was reading about left-turning barteria on a carton of yogurt. That moment my boss walked in and asked me if it was possible to get information out of an specific database. It was one of those days that I had all the work I could handle so I answered: No, thats not possible because we only... Read More » have right-turning disks in the server where the database was. He looked at me, a little insecure, siad "oh, ok" and walked off. It still puts a smile on my face.