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Your Campus Police, Translated

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Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!

Driver appears suspicious.
Sir, you were driving 43 in a 35.
I noticed your vehicle was swerving erratically.
How much have you had to drink tonight?
Can I get you to close your eyes, hold both arms out and slowly touch the tip of your nose with each finger?
May I have permission to search your vehicle, sir?
I’m confiscating this.
Stop resisting!
I’m going to let you off with a warning this time.
I am an officer of the law!
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