Driver appears suspicious.

Sir, you were driving 43 in a 35.

I noticed your vehicle was swerving erratically.

How much have you had to drink tonight?

Can I get you to close your eyes, hold both arms out and slowly touch the tip of your nose with each finger?

May I have permission to search your vehicle, sir?

I'm confiscating this.

Stop resisting!

I'm going to let you off with a warning this time.

I am an officer of the law!