Art Enthusiast
“…but there is little rapport of the actual scene with the
intermediary hills which seem to be derived from a different part of the surroundings, south of…”
Ignorant Teenager
“Those don’t look like fuckin‘ stars. Me and Mikey could shit a better painting right man? Haha! High fivesies? Fine, fuck you then.”
“The person in the foreground may be the artist himself, not screaming but protecting himself or itself from the scream of…”
“Wait, wait, what’s this dude’s name? Munch? MUNCH?? Fuckin‘ red puke skies and shit, he can munch on my cock right Mikey?… Mike! Pay attention to me you twat. I’m starting to think you actually like this art bullshit!”
“Campbells Soup Can” (1968) by Andy Warhol
“…view of ordinary culture and felt the abstract expressionists had taken great of modernity…”
“No way? Drawing fuckin‘ soup cans is art now? Maybe I can draw Mikey’s mom’s cans and get paid! Just kidding man!… Ah, Nope? Didn’t hear me?… No but seriously, what the fuck is this shit?“
“The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp” (1632) Rembrandt
“In the 17th century an important scientist such as Dr. Tulp would not be involved in menial and bloody work like dissection and such tasks would…”
“That’s gross dude… did they even have doctors 1000 years ago? Fucking sick as shit. Does this painting make anyone else hungry, like, for some red meat, or something? Errr no, not your red meat Mikey, you tool. That’s just immature.
“Vitruvian Man” (1492) by Leonardo Da Vinci
“…based his drawing on some hints at correlations of ideal human proportions with geometry in Book III of the treatise…”
“So gay, I can see his dick.”
“…view of ordinary culture and felt the abstract expressionists had taken great of modernity…”
“No way? Drawing fuckin‘ soup cans is art now? Maybe I can draw Mikey’s mom’s cans and get paid! Just kidding man!… Ah, Nope? Didn’t hear me?… No but seriously, what the fuck is this shit?“
“In the 17th century an important scientist such as Dr. Tulp would not be involved in menial and bloody work like dissection and such tasks would…”
“That’s gross dude… did they even have doctors 1000 years ago? Fucking sick as shit. Does this painting make anyone else hungry, like, for some red meat, or something? Errr no, not your red meat Mikey, you tool. That’s just immature.
“…based his drawing on some hints at correlations of ideal human proportions with geometry in Book III of the treatise…”
“So gay, I can see his dick.”
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