You're holding a 3-month-old golden retriever. His name is Cody. Cody is nuzzling up into your arms. He's tired. He gently licks your palm as he slips into dreamland. An anonymous stranger holds a gun to your head. If you don't kill Cody, then he'll pull the trigger. As you stare down into Cody's big, bashful puppy eyes you see his total love and trust for you. Is it going to be you, or the dog?
You scored:
1 7 points: You wouldn't even think twice. You'd kill the dog and you wouldn't feel bad. Like Darth Vader, your heart died a long time ago. Now you spend your life spreading misery. You need someone to teach you to love again.
8 14 points: Sure, in theory it'd be a difficult decision. You may even think that you'd sacrifice yourself. When it came down to it, you'd kill the puppy. Don't be upset. You're probably making the right decision. There's a very slim chance that you're getting rid of a dog that'll be as heroic as Old Yeller, or Balto.
15 20 points: You couldn't do it. Not even close. You love animals too much. Not only would you choose the puppy over yourself, you'd probably pick the puppy over a family member. That's kind of crazy. Think about it, that puppy isn't going to cure cancer. It's just going to add more pee and poop into the world. A human might cure cancer alongside adding pee and poop into the world.