1. Dishes are cuckolds, and are not to be trusted.
2. Posie and ashes make people dizzy.
3. Weasels are the only living balloon animals.
4. Fat people are perverts and cowards, who bring tears to the eyes of women.
5. Egg-people should stay away from walls.
6. Horses aren't surgeons.
7. Spiders just never learn.
8. Kings like their blackbirds raw, be they in pastry form or not.
9. Artisans are probably gay, but clean.