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I'm an RA because I love being part of a community
I'm an RA because I need money
We're going to have a great year together
We're going to avoid contact with each other
I'm kind of known as a chill RA.
I'm kind of known as a douchebag.
I really don't want to write you up
I really do want to feel powerful though, so
The use of the internet is a privlege, so don't abuse it
Stop setting my homepage to Meatspin. Please, guys?
Hey, you should come to a fun hall event later!
Hey, want to be the only one at this hall event later!
I'm a little busy right now
I'm spooning with my fug girlfriend watching "Maid in Manhattan" right now
We need to respect the diversity of our neighbors.
You really can't masturbate to pictures of Xing's sister, regardless of whether or not you're "into Asian chicks."
Make sure to establish some ground rules with your roommate, ok?
Stop masturbating in your roommate's tube socks. He's been complaining.
Our hall items are communal, so let's respect them, guys.
Stop masturbating in the shower. For God's sake, guys, there's seed everywhere. Human seed! Have you no shame?! I'll be playing Wii Sports in the common area if anyone needs me. Anyone wanna go head-to-head in tennis? No? That's cool.