The editorial staff of CH are spending the day celebrating like all of you. Stay tuned to watch the site descend into a flurry on inside jokes and gross misspellings. Or we might just get mean. I honestly don’t know.
Also, if you want to say hi, you can IM Intern Casey at chstpatricksday. Be careful though, we’ll (maybe) post the best IMs from the day later so don’t say anything you don’t want shown to the world.
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Fellowship of the Bedroom
A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.




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The internet is working as intended.
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Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
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