The editorial staff of CH are spending the day celebrating like all of you. Stay tuned to watch the site descend into a flurry on inside jokes and gross misspellings. Or we might just get mean. I honestly don't know.
Also, if you want to say hi, you can IM Intern Casey at chstpatricksday. Be careful though, we'll (maybe) post the best IMs from the day later so don't say anything you don't want shown to the world.
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