Roomie,
our RA came by today and told me that because they found me passed out next to the broken tv in the common area they're gonna have to search our room, just so you know. my bad on that one. it wasn't even really that big a deal. the reception was terrible on that thing to begin with, it was just a matter of time before it stopped working. maybe if i didn't have that quarter on me they wouldn't even care, but whatever. i'm kinda rambling. 

second thing.. i let those really hot girls across the hall borrow your xbox. i hope that's cool.

also… I'm not sure if you're still mad about the whole hooking up with your sister thing. i know she's only like.. 15, but it really wasn't that big a deal, we didn't even get past 3rd base.. anyways, i wanted to let you know that you forgot to take out the trash this morning. its no biggie.. i'd do it myself, its just that i can't find my shoes. any of them. you seemed a little peeved this morning, was anything on your mind? you usually wake me up for my first or second.. or any of my classes, but i guess that's alright, i really didn't need to go to psychology today. my prof said i could make up the test, so chyeah its all good.

another thing. i found this stray cat earlier and just had to take it in. it is in yer bed… poopin on yer bedsheetz. haha just kidding. but really. i adopted a cat, so if anyone asks just play dumb. oh.. and i know you get mad when my buddy john stays over and passes out in your bed and stuff, but he really needs a place to stay this weekend, his girlfriend kicked him out again. you know how girlfriends can be. i mean.. you don't have to say yes, there's no pressure. just something to stir around the noggin.

so yeah, i checked your email today for you, cause i know how much you hate deleting all that spam, so if there are a few read messages in there, don't worry. just me.  there was some stuff from your mom about your grandma and her Alzheimer's or something. don't worry, i didn't read it, i got bored after like the third paragraph.

do you know where the remote is? i tore the whole room apart looking for it, but no luck. i really wanted to watch lost too, but the channel buttons on the tv have some sort of crusty stuff in them. i think its cheetos and vomit. my bad? i can't remember.

one last thing. we're out of toilet paper. it probably didn't seem like we needed any, but that was before i used 5 rolls to TP julian's door today. he's going to totally FLIP when he comes home tonight! you should ditch finance and help me video tape it.

haha ok. that's it. if i forgot anything i'll tell you when i see you.. even though you've been like MIA for some reason. i'll see you later roomie.

-Ryan

P.s. we're cool.. right?