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105% / Issue #52

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Less than 2 percent of our readers die from incredibly rare diseases. Coincidence?

Politically Correct Dyslexia
-"Ask that black guy for directions"
-"Excuse me, but I believe they prefer to be called 'little people.'"
-Conor Mckeon
Popular Weird Al Songs if He Were Born in 1920…
- "Bugle Bugle Bugle Boy of Company Cheese!"
- "Twist and Trout!"
- "Eat it!" (But he'd record it as a 65 year old.)
-Amir Blumenfeld
The deli I go to has a sign that says, "This line bagels only." I sometimes like to pretend I'm living in a racist cartoon world.
-Jeff Rubin
Boring YouTube Videos
-Successful Omelet Cook
-New Donald Sutherland Movie LEAKED!!!
-How to Re-Bristle a Broom!!
-4-Minute Mustache-Trim Attempt
-8-Minute Mustache-Trim Attempt!!!
-Patrick Cassels
I just got back from Mexico. Everybody's lawn looked amazing.
Just kidding, they were all covered with car parts.
-Tom Sunnergren
Movies Titles That Perfectly Explain The Movie
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Debbie Does Dallas
-Ryan Murphy
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