You scored:

7 points: Are you kidding? Why are you even going on Spring Break? Why are you even reading CollegeHumor.com? Go open a book, you nerd.

8 – 14 points: You'll be fine. You'll go, see some sights, take in the local nightlife, and at worst,all the alcohol will wear down your immune system and you'll get a cough or something. Spend a Sunday in bed and you'll be all better.

15 – 21 points: Hate to be the one to tell you, but you're going to get an STD. Nothing really bad, most likely herpes or crabs. Worst case scenario, you'll have to wrap it up for the rest of your life and have periodic itchiness. But with the Spring Break you're going to have, it's totally worth it.

22 – 27 points: Do you know your local hospital's number? Put them in your five, because you're going to be on the phone with them a lot over the next few months to a year. Before you go, see if you can schedule a physical so they'll at least have a 'Before' picture.

28 points: Call your family and tell them you love them, then call an undertaker and tell him how tall you are. You aren't going to survive. You're going to perish in a maelstrom of booze, boobs, and bronzer. It will be epic.