- Every terrorist bent on world domination will have some sort of insane super power.
- When a group of these Super Terrorists threaten the safety of the entire world, it is the policy of the United States government to respond by trusting everything to one man.
- If you are cloned, you will look exactly like your father, have the exact same voice, and while your clone father will like to smoke cigars, you will like cigarettes.
- Your cloned brother who was cloned from the exact same person you were, will only slightly resemble you, have a different hair color, and speak with an English accent.
- Mullets make you indestructable.
- A Bandana is just as important as a gun in combat.
- The best soldier to ever live looks exactly like Sean Connery, and his clone son bears a striking resemblance to Michael Biehn.
- The world is run by a group of twelve men who died 200 years ago.
- Next Generation Special Forces will be extremely near sighted, having their vision restricted to about a ten foot cone.
- Metal Gear is not, in fact, a titanium penis.
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