Tyra: "Times New Roman is the hot new font for 2008"

Move over Helvetica, there’s a new and younger font in town. Tyra Banks, fashion model and fat suit wearer extraordinaire, has declared 2008 to be the year of “Times New Roman.”

“It’s fierce, it’s thin, and it’s in”, said Banks late Tuesday afternoon. “What we’re seeing in font trends these days is a throw back to some of the earlier typeface fonts of the 1980’s. Fat fonts like Arial and Courier are yesterday’s news. Today’s diva types up her self-involved and boring blog in the timeless and skinny Times New Roman font.”