Today we find our hero baking cookies in his Super Secret Everypower Lair, in Long Island, NY.
(Everypower Man, middle aged and scrawny, is wearing a flowered apron with the words "Mommy loves me" hand stitched on it. He speaks with a whiny Jew accent.)
Everypower Man: Oy, this stove is hot. I'm shvloitzing all over. My hands are clammy G-d I hate moisture.
(He opens a window)
Oh Gosh, the pollen
(Everypower Man's emergency red phone rings. He uses a dab of hand³anitizer¢efore picking up the phone.)