Are you tired of silly tongue twisters with no real meaning? I mean, who cares what time the wristwatch strap shop shuts or which witch wished which wicked wish? Here are some tongue twisters to care about:
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers, Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
does that make Peter gay?
If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor
who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the
doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he give a professional discount?
A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
“Is it harder to toot
or to tell your parents you toot?”
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes with leather or vinyl?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck took anabolic steroids?
If you know the answers to any of these tongue twisters, send them to me and I’ll read them. Thanks.
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