Cobra Command HQ
Cobra Island
11/17/07
To: Cobra Command Employees
From: Destro
Subject: Internet Use during Work Hours
As per our Illustrious leader’s orders, all internet access will be locked down indefinitely while more stringent security and monitoring software is installed. I just want to take this opportunity to reiterate that your work computers are to be used for just that: work. Lately, there has been an unacceptable rise in the amount of productivity lost due to time wasted on frivolous emails and inappropriate “web surfing.“ Because of this, it has become apparent that limitations must be placed on internet access. As such the following sites will now be restricted on all computers at Cobra Command:
YoJoe.com
KnowingIsHalfTheBattle.gov
GIjoe.com
GIblow.com
JoeBlows.com
GIjoeSucks.com
Wikipedia.org
Remember that when you misuse the company computers, you are not only wasting your time, you are wasting Cobra’s time. The abuse of internet privileges detrimentally affects our entire battle plan, and it must stop if we are to accomplish our final goal: the destruction of G.I. Joe and the domination of the world!
Copy to:
Cobra Commander
The Baroness
Storm Shadow
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