Facebook Albums in the Wake of Spring Break

    I am sorry to report but for the next two to three weeks photo albums will be appearing Feeds concerning Spring Break. Some albums may be titled a specific area that the photos were taken in or perhaps simple the state. The photos will not include any person you know if the four photos previewed in your Feed consists of a wave, an animal, or a family photo of each member standing in a line sun burned.
    Some albums may start out with a party that you may have attended. Oh, look, you are in the corner of the room drinking a Miller Lite. But not only are you not tagged but that is the only photo you are "in". The rest of the album consists of photos on Cancun with three select friends of the photo taker. Bordom may consume you to scroll through these albums but I assure you there is nothing to be seen unless you want to see grandparents or the bell boy from the Holiday Inn perform philasheo on your now ex-girlfriend.
    Possible Album Titles:
    – "Spring Break: Part 1 of 25"
    – "Florida <33333"
    – "Getting Messed Up in Iowa" (yes, I said Iowa).
    – "Family in Maine"


Oh, one more thing to add. Status status status.

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