Written by Eric Jackson
Southeastern Conference football is often regarded as one of the most competitive, and rivalry-rich, conferences in America.
Asa Tennessee alumnus who has watched every team on this list play atleast once, I can tell you that there are few things quite like thepassion displayed in SEC rivalries.
If you don't know that muchabout the teams in the SEC, but you're a history buff like I am, thisrundown of SEC teams as Middle Eastern countries may help you betterunderstand the SEC
ALABAMA: Saudi Arabia
Oncea proud kingdom, torn up by fighting and surrounded by Iran and Iraq(see below), with an a$$hole in Al-Qaeda hell bent on bringing themdown.
Current superpower in the region but it will all come crashing down because they have a highly functioning retard as a leader.
Got a bunch of history but the country as a whole is going in the tank and they will kill themselves off before it's all over.
Evildouchebags who will stoop to whatever level they need to win. No realhistory to speak of but thinks they are the cradle of civilization.