The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) University of New HampshireSubmitted by Nick

  In our spanish class we were learning adjectives so the teacher gave us a list of celebrities and we had to assign them adjectives…
  
  Professor: How about Brad Pitt?
  
  Cheerleader: Guapo y Caliente!
  
  Professor: Good, now how about Condoleezza Rice?
  
  Cheerleader: Who's Condoleezza Rice?
  
  Professor: The Secretary of State…
  
  Cheerleader: Who the heck knows who the secretary of state is anyway?
  
  

• B) Drake UniversitySubmitted by Dan

  Professor: So what are some environmental factors in a child's development?
  
  The Brilliance: Climate?
  
  Prof: Well, yes, I suppose that could have a minor effect.
  
  The Brilliance Jr.: Landscape?
  
  Prof: …

• C) UW-MilwaukeeSubmitted by Kelly

  Prof: So we know the premise that Moby Dick is a fish is false, so…
  
  Genius: Wait, how come it's false?

• D) Rowan UniversitySubmitted by George

  Professor: So when calculating inventory turnover you use either 12 months or 52 weeks.
  
  Einstein: Wait there's only 48 weeks in a year.
  
  Professor: Umm let's just use 52 weeks…
  
  Einstein: But that's wrong! There's 12 months a year and 4 weeks a month that makes 48.

• E) Embry Riddle Aeronautical UniversitySubmitted by Joe

  The teacher was talking about Florida Public Colleges…

Valedictorian: What's a Publicologist?