Below is a chart containing the reactions of people from different stages in their young lives to certain words. It's amazing how little has changed over the past 15 years.

	Elementary School	Middle School	High School	College
Girls	Ew, cooties!	She is s0o0 hawtt!	Damn, she's hot.	Does she have cooties?
Party	Let's go to Chuck-E-Cheese!	Is it a boy/girl party?!	Are there chaperones?	Let's get drunk at Chuck-E-Cheese
Vacation	Let's dig for treasure on the beach!	Let's go to the beach!	Let's get drunk on the beach!	Let's go on a 7 day binge on the beach!
Clothes	Sweatpants and a t-shirt	Jeans and a t-shirt	Jeans and a Polo	Sweatpants and a t-shirt
Lunch	PB&J and a Capri Sun	Turkey Sandwich and a Capri Sun	Turkey Sandwich and a Soda	PB&J and a PBR

It's like we're all these little kids trapped in these bodies that keep getting fatter and fatter at an alarming rate…