Below is a chart containing the reactions of people from different stages in their young lives to certain words. It’s amazing how little has changed over the past 15 years.
| Elementary School | Middle School | High School | College | |
| Girls | Ew, cooties! | She is s0o0 hawtt! | Damn, she’s hot. | Does she have cooties? |
| Party | Let’s go to Chuck-E-Cheese! | Is it a boy/girl party?! | Are there chaperones? | Let’s get drunk at Chuck-E-Cheese |
| Vacation | Let’s dig for treasure on the beach! | Let’s go to the beach! | Let’s get drunk on the beach! | Let’s go on a 7 day binge on the beach! |
| Clothes | Sweatpants and a t-shirt | Jeans and a t-shirt | Jeans and a Polo | Sweatpants and a t-shirt |
| Lunch | PB&J and a Capri Sun | Turkey Sandwich and a Capri Sun | Turkey Sandwich and a Soda | PB&J and a PBR |
It’s like we’re all these little kids trapped in these bodies that keep getting fatter and fatter at an alarming rate…
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