1. Country music HAS to be played at 4 A.M.
2. You throw up the first time you try chewing tobacco.
3. His name is Bubba, NOT Will
4. Budlight is breakfast, lunch and dinner.
5. I won’t complain about the Confederate Flag, it’s on his side, I just can’t bring certain people into my room from now on.
6. Diversity means having sex with a lot of girls.
7. He is from SOUTHERN VIRGINIA, not West or North Virginia.
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When I started dating my boyfriend, he was a virgin in every sense of the word. He had never even held hands with a girl. When we were making out for the first time, I licked his lower lip. His whole body trembled and he muttered "Oh dear god." It was so funny that I had to stop completely because I was laughing so hard. We're on month eight now.
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