"I made my planet disappear?"
"I made, my planet, disappear "
(Wiggles eyebrows adorably)
Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I want to cut myself with it's shards
-Daniel Eric Lopez
Kumquat: "So I was screwin' mah cousin the other day and ah made 'er kumquat a bit."
Girl: These flowers are beautiful!
CST: Beautiful like YOUR FACE!!!!!!
It must really have sucked to be Biff. Think about it.
One minute you're bullying some dork and drinking light beer, then BAM next thing you know you're waxing cars, then BAM you own a casino, then BAM you're starting on that second coat of wax
"Yeah, beg for it, you know you like it"
"You filthy, stinky, dirty tramp"
"Hold on, I'm gonna drop a load in your cup"
The Fairly Odd-parents
My Gym Partner's A Monkey
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