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Your Random Hook-Up Translated

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Don’t worry, we just broke up.
I need to wake up early.
Have you been tested?
Last night was kind of a blur, huh?
We should hang out again.
I definitely feel a spark between us.
Can you put your number in my phone?
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I work as an it-wizzard (according to the it-illeterate) at a big company. Some day I was reading about left-turning barteria on a carton of yogurt. That moment my boss walked in and asked me if it was possible to get information out of an specific database. It was one of those days that I had all the work I could handle so I answered: No, thats not possible because we only... Read More » have right-turning disks in the server where the database was. He looked at me, a little insecure, siad "oh, ok" and walked off. It still puts a smile on my face.