From a Certain Point of View

The dust is howling outside in a sandstorm as we enter Ben Kenobi’s humble dwelling. Kenobi has just rescued Luke Skywalker from certain death, and is filling him in on his past, or is he….

Kenobi: Your father was a Jedi Knight, and my friend. He was the most powerful of all Jedi, until he was struck down by a Rogue Jedi named Vader.

Skywalker: Cool! Not about my Dad being killed and all, but about me being the son of a kick ass Jedi Knight. So this guy Vader killed him, huh? What a Tool. How did he do it?

Kenobi: Vader destroyed your Father…

Skywalker: I know, you told me that, I was wondering how, you know? I mean did he sneak up behind him and slit his throat, or did he straight up Pwn him in a duel?

Kenobi: Pwn? What does Pwn, mean?

Skywalker: *Rolls Eyes*Noob

Kenobi: What? Anyways, as I was saying…you could say…from a certain point of view…that Vader did sneak up on him and claim his life.

Skywalker: What is all this Crap? You could say…from a certain point of view…just answer the question. Technically I could say from a certain point of view that my Father was a Tatooine slave, he built the golden dildo sitting over there, banged a hot little piece of senator tail, slaughtered a bunch of kids for the right to keep boning her and that you chopped his legs off and dumped him in lava…but that didn’t happen right? So spit it out, how did Vader 187 my Pops?

Kenobi: So let’s look at that recording again…man that chick’s hot right?

Skywalker: Totally. I know my Force would be strong with her, If you know what I mean!

Kenobi: Dude that’s effing gross.

Skywalker: What? Why?

Kenobi: Nothing buddy, just joking. Borat Voice High Five! I like!

Skywalker: Seriously, cut that sh*t out. Borat Jokes are old, even a long ltime ago in a galaxy far , far away.

Kenobi: What’s a Borat?