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I can’t believe this is it. Do I really want to do this? Do I really want to kill my wife? Is she even my wife anymore? I can’t even tell it’s her. No part of the woman I fell in love with is in there, and if she is, she’s trapped, suffering, unable to move or feel or communicate for seven long, torturous years. This is for the best—wait! Did she just blink at me? Baby, are you trying to say something? No, it wasn’t her. She’s gone. Quit telling yourself she’s coming back. She’s never coming back. This is the most difficult thing I’ve ever have to do. Why did you have to get in that car accident? Oh my God, what should I do? If she’s suffering I want to help her end the pain, but if she has a chance to come back I don’t want to lose that chance! I don’t know what to do!
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Droid X is invincible
my dad gave me a free phone and got himself a droid. Every few days he gets mad and throws it because it take more than one button to make a phone call. Ive seen it hit the walls, concrete, etc. Girls in school have iPhones that dont last 1 day. They fall off a desk and explode. My dad tries to break his droid and it doesnt even get scratched. Suck on that Apple.



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