1. Her facial hair consists of more than just a "little fuzz".
2. She played field hockey in High School.
3. She was the girl that went to Turnabout in shorts and a T-Shirt.
4. Her idea of a good date is two hand touch on the quad with the guys.
5. Her cock is bigger than yours.

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