-many different people have been inside them
-there is at least one sleazy guy involved in the transaction
-four words: junk in the trunk
-in a pinch, you can pawn both off for drugs
-both may have herpes
-both started life with so many hopes and dreams, man … like, they were going to go places. big places. they were going to make something of their lives. but it all changed that one day … one bad decision, one wrong turn, and its no looking back. no chance for forgiveness now … none at all …
…tear …
-both smell really bad
special thanks to tha mizzle for help with this article
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