Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 04/07

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Boston UniversitySubmitted by Jeff

  We were talking about what happens when a species is removed from an environment. The professor asked what would happen to the rabbit population…
  
  Genius: Wait! Won’t all the deers eat the rabbits?
  

• B) University of North Carolina at CharlotteSubmitted by Sam

Professor: …and I had to guess what the play was about through their movements, because I couldn’t understand the dialogue.

Theatre Buff: Why couldn’t you understand the dialogue, were you too far away and couldn’t hear it?


• C) San Diego State UniversitySubmitted by Dave

  In history class…

The Brilliance: The senate is stronger than congress, right?

Professor: Hmm. Let’s try “part of.”

• D) Loyola MarymountSubmitted by Allen

  Professor: So, as we all know, the tectonic plates are all floating and moving constantly.
  
  Einstein Jr.: Wait! the continents are floating in the water?
  
  Professor: No, they’re floating on magma.
  
  Einstein Jr.: …What about Hawaii?

• E) University of LincolnSubmitted by Katie

  Professor: So, the moon’s phases are explained by the orbit of the earth and the shadow cast on it.
  
  Valedictorian: Isn’t there a myth that someday the moon will block out the sun?
  
  Professor: Yeah, that’s called an eclipse. They happen all the time.