Sam

Things that are on my desk.

Laptop
Laptop power cable
Blood
Earphones
Alarm Clock (set for 8am alarm)
Internet Cable (gray)
Printer
Printer Cable and Power Cable (black)
Printer paper (a lot)
Bloody Paper
Pencils (3)
A gummy bear (lemon I think)
Splattered Blood
Pen (1, no cap)
Dining Hall to-go cup (1, empty)
Dining Hall to-go Lid (2)
Dining Hall to-go Straw (2)
More Blood
To-do list (from two weeks ago, half completed)
Burnt Cd for a project (I got an A on it)
Make that 4 pencils
A folded up piece of paper
Stuff to do for Spring semester (didn’t)
Video camera (off)
Blood Stains
More papers (too lazy to look through them)
Ipod (30 GB, black, broken (crushed it under my chair))
Another folded up piece of paper (printed words)
Plasma
Hamburger Helper Microwavable singles (4, delicious)
An envelope (saved from Collegehumor when they mailed me the Reno 911! DVD)
Red Blood Cells
White Blood Cells
Light (on)
Mouse (wireless)
Another folded piece of paper (this is harder than it looks)
Oh god, the blood
A gummy bear (definitely lemon)

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